How you doin’ RWU?

Hi friends, this might be happy or sad news to hear but pickup lines seem to be coming back in style. Let’s be real though, were they ever really out of style? In my opinion, they are the solution to every situation you could ever be in. Even in these times of quarantine, you may need some help spicing up your relationship or your Tinder game. Here are a few everyday-use lines for all of you. 

● You must be a museum, because you truly are a work of art 

● Even if there wasn’t gravity on Earth, I would still fall for you 

● You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here 

I find it works best when you know something about the person you would like to get the attention of. Whether it be a sport the person plays or a favorite activity, try to use a pickup line geared toward that. We love effort. Also, always keep in mind the time of year. Even though that’s hard to keep track of now, when everyday feels like the same day. 

● Are you spring cleaning? Because you just swept me off my feet 

● Baby, you remind me of the constitution because you are a national treasure 

Of course, there are always the pickup lines that are a little more dirty if that’s your style, because it certainly is mine. 

● Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants 

● I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight 

You may not have faith that these will work but I’m telling you, after quarantine is over, all bets are off. These will work. You will get laid and yes, you are welcome. So go out there, be creative and shoot your shot. DM me your favorite pickup line, @racystacy_hh. Please, I’m bored. 


Racy Stacy