Dearest fellow scholars,
Fashion speaks louder than words; what do you want to say on the most important day for our democracy? No, we’re not talking about Groundhog Day. We’re talking about casting your vote in style, because nothing says civic duty like channeling your inner Poet Laureate. We can’t decide if Amanda Gorman’s poetry or her Prada headbands have done more for the cause.
*Let’s address the elephant in the room (get it?); this is the first time you’re seeing our flesh faces. So, do we look like our cartoon?
Americana isn’t just for summer barbecues or that guy who peaked in prep school. It’s the go-to theme for showing up to the polls. Picture this: a crisp white shirt that whispers “I respect democracy,” paired with a classic Jackie O pencil skirt that declares “I’m here to make my voice heard.” Add a polka-dot scarf tied jauntily around your neck, and you’re ready to channel that all-American, Rosie the Riveter meets JetBlue.
If your ballot is as long as the line at the dining hall at 12pm, you’ll need layers. A structured hip length blazer over your button-down says, “I’m not just voting; I’m out to inspire.” And for those of you feeling a little rebellious, pull a Madonna “Rock the Vote”… google it.
It’s essential to keep footwear practical but chic. You want something that says, “I’m a regular.” Loafers, classic black mary janes, or if you must, your trusty delicate tennis shoes are the ticket. If you’re eyeing those chunky sneakers, we’ll pretend we didn’t see you. No dragging of democracy, please.
Let’s not forget the pants. Voting day calls for your most confident pair: maybe sailor style or tailored jeans that scream timeless Americana. For your denim inspiration, look no further than the most Americana girl who never even held a U.S. passport: Princess Diana. The Brits might not have appreciated her, but we sure do.
For those who enjoy the spotlight (let’s be honest, that’s us), accessorize with bangles that subtly jingle your enthusiasm or a coat that proudly says, “Yes, this outfit has an agenda.” If you’re still wondering if it’s okay to go pantless with an oversized blue button-down to the polls, we’ll give it to you straight: the answer is D, all of the above—but don’t forget the tights.
Post-vote: Strut out of that polling station like you just delivered the closing argument in a 1980s courtroom drama. If you’re feeling celebratory, throw on a vintage bomber with patches that look like they’ve seen a few historical moments themselves.
Remember, casting your vote is a right, a responsibility, and an excellent excuse for a new outfit. So dress like your decision will make a difference, who knows if it will… If you’re dressed smart, you’ll think smart.
Joe Biden isn’t the only one leaving office; much like our presidential candidates M.B. & M.T. have foreign business and domestic affairs to take care of on our way to Manhattan. We have nothing left for us in Rhode Island but everything waiting for us in New York City. To all the tenured professors who are our most loyal readers, thank you for your support.
We won’t be back & we won’t be watching, M.B. & M.T.
P.S. If you want to keep watching here’s where to find us; M.B.: @madisonbarr M.T.; @madelynttheresa or @thegoldcoastermt everywhere.
