I hope you all are enjoying your two spring breaks! You truly deserve it. As I’m sure you know, there has been a lot of commotion these past few weeks. Luckily, I am here to provide the silver lining to this situation. A lot of people know, or think they know, everything about the Coronavirus. However, that is not true. What people are not aware of are the endless opportunities for love that the virus is just handing to us on a silver platter, specifically in the form of pickup lines. 

“Hey baby, wanna be quarantined together?” 

“The only disease I have is my love for you.” 

“I am sick…ly in love with you.” 

Give them a try! Let your significant other or crush know how you feel without having to spend time with them as we practice social distancing. It has been recommended that we keep a safe distance away from people to prevent spreading the disease. However, I’m not sure how this is any different from what I was doing before… 

Finally, there is one very important tip for all of you during this time. Be careful about sneaking around to your next booty call. There’s a good chance that his room with half a bag of Doritos and a slice of pizza on the floor is NOT the place you want to spend quarantined. 

Anyway, sit back and drink a Corona if you are 21+ because I promise you they are not related. Seriously though, stay safe out there and practice what you learned in kindergarten — wash those hands! We will stand together and get through this together Roger… as long as we’re not within six feet of one another. Hope to see you all soon! 

Xoxo, 

RS