A horny quarantine

The longer this quarantine continues, the hornier most of us will probably get. It is just a fact. It is human nature that we crave what we can’t have. So naturally, people might be thinking about the days when this will be over and we can do the dirty once again. 
 
So, what can we do now? If you happen to be quarantined with your boyfriend, girlfriend or partner, then lucky you. You could likely have sex as much as you want, so you don’t have to rub it in. That being said, make sure to use protection! We don’t need another baby boom with babies popping out in nine months just so they can become “quaranteens” in 13 years. 
 
For others, going out and getting laid by a partner or complete stranger is not exactly an option right now. Even Tinder is telling you to stay home. If you’re not going to listen to anyone else, then at least listen to an app used mostly for hookups telling you not to do just that. 
 
Naturally, this leaves masturbation. Get to know your body better and find what makes you feel the best. You don’t need anyone but yourself! I mean really, what else do you have going on? Try out something new. Maybe some toys? A new technique perhaps? Maybe a new genre? 
 
To make your social distancing a little better, Pornhub Premium is free for the next month. Go ahead and hop on that offer! Because unfortunately, that’s the only thing most of you will be hopping on for a little while. On the bright side of all this, imagine the great sex that is going to come out of this quarantine. 
 
Stay safe, wash your hands, and for the love of sex and everything good in this world, stay inside! 
 
Xoxo, 
 
Racy Stacy