So I’ve been thinking and I understand it may seem unfair that I’m always the one trying to get juicy details out of you. Although, that is what I’m here for after all. Recently, I received a request to tell my readers a little about my own sex life. So, here you go. You don’t know who I am, but you do have creative control over your imagination.
Let’s start from the beginning. The first time I had sex was when I was 17 years old. This may seem fairly early, but my first kiss happened just a couple months before that. Things escalated quite a bit from there. We weren’t dating and we were never “official,” even though I swore I was in love. Looking back at it, it was not love. I was just dumb. Not shocking though. Want to know the best part? The entire time we hung out, we kept it a secret. Hot, right? They say that’s supposed to make the sex better and steamier.
Let me tell you, that is completely untrue. I would go over to his house and we would hook up without anyone ever knowing, until his younger sister walked in on us… naked. But you know, it was high school. You live and you learn. The most important thing I learned was anal f***ing hurts.
Flash forward to today and I am still not thriving in the sex department. A couple months ago, I invited a guy over. He came over, we did it, he said maybe five words and then left… all in 10 minutes! I shaved my entire body for just 10 minutes with a guy who came faster than spring does when Punxsutawney Phil doesn’t see his shadow. Good news though; that will not be happening any longer. I plan to focus my time on me from now on. Oh, and the super cute guy in my lab.
Now that my story is out there, it’s your turn. Click the link in my Instagram bio and tell me about your sex life. While you’re at it, tell your friends to tell me about their sex lives too. Don’t worry, it’s all anonymous.